/ck/ - Food & Cooking

picture a world where you've had a 12 hour work day and nothing to eat except 2 cups of coffee and a decent sized green apple.
You've got a Frozen DiGiorno pizza in the freezer. It's some new kind and you're like to try it and treat yourself for a hard day's work.
When the oven is done preheating, you open the pizza up. strangely, you find the pizza has been split perfectly down the middle. Not a big deal right? you just keep the 2 sides close together and carefully put it on the oven rack.
10 minutes later, i hear sizzling...It's the pizza, falling in on itself and all over my oven. No point in riding it out, pizza is fucking done for. I calmly with a set of tongs grab the half cooked pizza lumps and put them on a baking sheet. I set the baking sheet on the top of the stove, yell a few obscenities, debating throwing the mother fucker out the window and then go to post on /ck/

Why the FUCK did this happen?

Real Chicago pizza

Op knows.

Dinner tonight

A.dominos
B. frozen pizza

If B. what kind?

Word to the wise, i tend not to like the super doughy pizzas and would rather opt towards thin crust, as they are "healthier"


inb4 kill yourself

This has turned into the same faggy thread it always is.

So here's how it works, kiddos. NY Style pizza is for all purposes crap that has been sold to you as great because it is from the great new york city. crap don't mean it's really that bad but crap means it's on par with some shit you get at a carnival or fair, like a hot dog. NYC pizza is to what a corn dog is in Iowa or something.

Chicago deep dish is a delicacy. It's rich and filling and yeah, it does take a long time to make. However it's also something most Chicago's except the fastest super fan walrus mustache guys get ALL the time. Most of the time people from Chicago get Chicago thin crust, a cracker thin pizza that is light yet still has plenty of toppings, cut into party squares. Or at least that's how it used to be. Pic related.

Ultimately the two, NY and Chicago pizza are more related than unrelated. Deep dish is good "pizza" but its a treat, it's not something we eat everyday like how new yorkers gobble down their pizza like it was a long skinny black phallus. So really you cat's are comparing apples to oranges. Instead you should be uniting to fight bullshit like pizza with ranch dressing or "taco pizza" and other bullshit like that.

>tldr? I don't give a shit.

>>4006143

Enjoy your imitation Chicago style.

Chicago