/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12418581
Dinner pleb here. Small town slop shop, but the woman running the joint had a fucking system
>slabs = beef product
>birds = chicken product
>Trotters = pork something (i have no idea, this bitch is american)
>screamer = rare / lightly done
>drowned and dried = extra gravy ON THE SIDE (i have been yelled at too many times to forget that one)
>One old dude had a very specific way he had his breakfast: a full 3 egg, hash, and meat wrapped in a pancake with sawmill on top.
>old lady started calling this "The Davvy's"
>Word gets out and we started hearing "ONE DAVVY'S SCREAMIN SPUDS, CRISPY BIRDS SLABS TROTTERS, DROWN IT"
>mfw I cant work in another kitchen after this