/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>10 at that moment
>go to local korean restaurant with my dad
>my dad is a vegetarian
>get in the restaurant
>the owner stands in front of the entrance, he looks happy
>(super korean squeaky voice)"welcom. have a sit over ther"
>he bows down
>i bow down
>my dad just greets him like "hello"
>get a nice table
>the menu is brought
>my dad chooses what to eat
>"what do ya want to eat, anon?"
>i want chicken
>"ummm there is a spicy soy sauce chicken can i have it please papa"
>"NO"
>he orders tofu and guksu soup
>for me he orders spicy tofu and half of a bowl of that guksu soup
>guksu soup looks like it has meat in it
>be happy
5 MINUTES LATER OR SO
>"hey whats that"
>that is a tofu
>just fried tofu
>"DAD WHAT IS THIS"
>"HOL UP son"
>waiter also gives us some sauces and other sruff
>they also give me an a fork and spoon
>no knife
>notice that the owner looks at us
>with disgust on his face
>begin to eat
>"dad this tofu tastes like nothing"
>"dip dis in that sauce"
>its a soy sauce
>"then put this red thingy"
>it is some sort of processed spicy pepper or something
>do it
>eat it
>this is pretty good
>but i want meat
>suddenly, the waiter brings guksu soup
>and there is NO meat
>"wheres meat"
>"i told them not to put it here"
>get frustrated
>eat all of that
>"did you like the food huh?"
>make an a frustrated face
>"that is definetely better than mcdonalds, eh?"
>make the face more sad
>owner looks at me
>he have looked in my eyes
>i was a little bit scared
>"uhhhh lemme go to the toilet"
>get out of the table and head to the toilet
>open the toilet door
>there are no lights
>there is a switch between the women and men's bathroom
>press that one which is closer to the men's
>suddenly the lighta go off in the women's bathroom
>whatthefuck.dll
>you hear screams out of here
>there was a woman
>she looks around, until she looks at me
>my hand is on the light switch
>she looks at me like im the hitler or something
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