/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>get constantly complimented on my colognes, wear the hottest memes from /frag/
>finally ask the cute clerk at my local store out on a date
>go to this fancy fucking restaurant, total bill is 93 leafbucks
>all's going well, don't drink because i'm driving, she's hammering down wine like crazy
>get back to her place, she wants it
>hear kids
>oh no
>she never mentioned kids
>she goes and hugs them, see their babysitter in the kitchen
>fuck this
>she's talking to the kids, i silently leave and get the fuck out of their asap
>go to liquor store and get a 30 pack of beer
>come here and tell my story
God she was pretty hot too. Glad I never gave my number. Might have to avoid that store when she's working now.