/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9589736

i walked into a bar and ordered a peppermint starlight. the bartender lady with a fake blade leg asked what that was. i said it was a bit like a lavender moonbeam except without the juice of one orange. she said what's a lavender moonbeam? i said it's like a goldfire lightning, except it isn't rimmed with copper dust and citric acid. she said, whats a goldfire lightning? i said, it's like a nubile frocone, but without pubic hair and deodorant beads. she said, whats a nubile frocone? i said it's a bit like a rastafarian oyster margarita, but without stubbing out the butt of a marb light 100 at the bottom of the tumbler. she said, whats a rastafarian oyster margarita? and i said it's a bit like a peppermint starlight, but you don't use a chefs blowtorch on an peppermint candies. at that point i just got sick of explaining myself. i called her a dumb cunt, gave her a ten dollar tip, and walked out of that bar. i'll never go back there again.