/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6985386
Within minutes of consuming this cheese abomination everyone except for Joe, who ate like half of the fucking thing himself, was sweating. We were getting that sweat you get when you eat a fucking 20 oz steak or something, from a SINGLE SLICE OF CHEESECAKE. This is not something that should ever fucking happen.

I asked Joe point blank if his mom had a life insurance policy out on him, because obviously she's trying to fucking kill him, and we were the unlucky bastards caught in the crossfire of this culinary drive-by. We all started to get heavy cramps and our GM curled up on the couch writhing in pain. At this point Joe was on his third slice of cheesecake, and his like fucking fourth bowl of chili.