/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sure, lemme get on a plane and go all the way to fucking Scotland.

Yes I want a goddamn munchy box. I mad.

>everyone posting their own recipes
>everyone also calling everyone else's recipes fucking retarded
>nobody can decide on the right way to cook chicken fried steak
>OP is never going to get the perfect chicken fried steak recipe he wanted
What a story, Mark.

I find it so telling and so incredibly sad that the majority of you would much rather watch a terrible cook and complain about it than watch a great cook and be inspired by it.

Wait. I'm retarded. I finally just now understood why this became a thing. I mean, I have a total sweet tooth, and would eat the shit out of that, but the issue is that trying to do so without the entire thing dismantling itself and becoming a huge mess in the process is kind of impossible.

These shakes aren't being made for people to eat. They're made for people to spend exorbitant amounts of money on, then take pictures of. But don't you dare try to put a spoon or fork or straw or whatever you're supposed to eat it with in there- you'll have cake, whipped cream, and sprinkles all over the fucking counter in a second flat. Hell, it could just melt to that point by itself in the time it takes you to upload a pic to instagram.