/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be european
>visiting family in america
>go to a restaurant together
>get seated with empty plates at the table sparkling clean straight from something called a "dishwasher" (dont they mean toilet?)
>suddenly the entire waitstaff surround the table and begin taking taco bell dumps onto our plates and dehydrated orange pisses into our cups
>at last the manager comes around and finishes it all off with the biggest cum and blood filled, aids ridden log of shit I've ever seen, straight out of his diseased and gaping anus
>Grandpa says "Alright, time to tuck in, gang!"

Americans don't really do this in their restaurants, right? I think it was just a bit ridiculous.

Post animals looking at people food pls