/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10056104
>be avarage 8 year old kid
>height 150
>wight 56kg-ish
When i was about eight years old on a wedding where you could order anything. I had a large family size pizza with ham, mushroom and cheese, a plate of breaded cheese with rice vegetables and tartar, gundell-pancakes and four large vanilla dumplings with the help of a strawberry shake. If you do not count the additional soda and cider i consumed that day. This was a long time ago, never have i regretted something this much.

>go home
>feeling satisfied
>decide to drink some chocolate milk
>take a sip
>something is reslly really wrong
>stomach grumbles
>literally shit yourself with liquid brown cancer