/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10871336
>pls spoon feed me
Nice things are a scam
Napa is the end-all-be-all of wine, I know this because I read a wikipedia about judgment of paris. No other wine regions exist other than bordeaux and napa valley and if you disagree with me you are from france
Truthful labeling is anti-consumer, it is my god-given right to be lied to on the label and anyone who disagrees with me is a yuropoor who hates my freedom
The only options are $3 wine and $3000 wine, everyone else drinks the $3000 wine but I know better and I buy the $3 wine, that's how Warren Buffett got rich
A wine is solely a product of its DNA and nothing more, terroir is a librul hoax, anyone who tells you that south african chenin tastes different from loire chenin is obviously hallucinating
Beer is better than wine because I've had a lot of kinds of beer and not much wine, if you have ever enjoyed wine you are obviously not from America and must be trolling or insane

I think that covers most of it, anything else you needed to know?

>>10816612
>they didn't spoon the food into my mouth one bite at a time while cooing and saying "here comes the airplane!"
>omg what a ripoff!