/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5960553

>then realize that I literally can't move because there's 3 days worth of opiate shits clogging up my asshole
>as i try and stand, a single pebble of shit pops out of my ass perfectly, it's a round piece, surprisingly... the size of a grape
>realize that I just swallowed the grapes whole, and that the reason i can't shit is because there are about 30 full grape shit pebbles in my ass
>thank god i fapped earlier so there's moisturizer in my bathroom
>have to finger my ass to get the grapes out
>after an hour of work, feel as if i got everything out, but at this point, i'm starting to get withdrawls, and in a nodded daze, forget where i stashed my dope
>spend the next 12 hours transitioning from projectile vomiting to massive diarrhea
>feel as if i lost a child because all my hard work fingering my asshole was for nothing, as shit was purged from my ass anyways
>entire body aches as the worst fever i've ever experienced comes over me
>consider suicide, but always told myself that i'd kill myself by overdose, then realize i have nothing. no drugs, no family, nothing
>friend comes by after work and drops off a care package
>get high again and forget everything

damn i was a dumb kid