/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5384943
Let's assume this actually works

>Go out with friends to local bar
>Eat proper amount yeast ahead of time
>Start ordering beers
>Friends remark about how your putting them down, you laugh
>Start to realize you are blowing through money
>Oh well, I'll remember this fun time in the morning
>Suddenly, your bladder cries out
>Go to the bathroom
This is where you make the mistake
>Open door, not drunk enough
>Piss and ass logs overwhelm you
>You see a used condom, next to a used feminine napkin
>You notice the puke...on the ceiling
>Your dry heaves are getting worse
>Field of vision narrowing
>Before you black out you think, was that a fetus
>You wake up to guys in NBC's scrubbing your nude body