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>>20113613
>Southern fags swear by duke’s for some reason
>for some reason

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>>19630857
>Boetje's is the foinest mustard that you can buy at the mall
>At an Illinois mall

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>>19631209
Buchi makes the foinest sweatpants that you can buy in the mall.

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>>18776011
>sloopa
Take your (You) and gtfo you crazy diamond.

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>>17445780
Needs a little more spice, and some showmanship.

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>>16821386

You're getting off to a terrible start, OP. You need to get this relationship off to a good start by negging and gaslighting her from the get-go. When she arrives at your house, use the following script.

>What? You thought that I was going to cook for YOU? Ya better wash the stupid out of those huge dumbo ears, toots, because you clearly misheard me. YOU are here to cook for ME, while I smoke weed and play Xbox and send dick pics to my ex-girlfriends. Consider this meal an audition, to see if you are worthy of getting "dessert" [now grab your crotch]. So don't fuck it up like everything else.

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