/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15505233
>chili thread

>OP Getting shit on for adding beans

>has beans, no peppers, so it's not texas chili

>read replies

>turboautist says some dumb bullshit about texas chili

>consider the following:

>>14796273
Leeks are great die in a hole.

>>14346127

Once again, a completely unspecific non-answer. Do you think we don't see Brits/Germans/French who very clearly believe in their own sense of cultural/societal exceptionalism? But they don't have a specific term for it, so that makes it completely different, right?

You are a bitter, angry, intellectual fucking coward. You started this dialogue by making childish jabs assuming no one would challenge it because it has become the norm on this board, and then you panicked and backtracked as soon as you got called put. You are the very definition of a keyboard warrior. Best of luck out there in life, because if you carry on with this attitude, with this chip on your shoulder that you have, you'll desperately need it.

Have a nice night.

>>13614941
fuck off mutt

>>12103853
>or because I'm such a pleb the nicest thing I can imagine is a steak dinner with a Robert Parker Certified ball-buster, if you drink wine outside the context of a Romantic Anniversary Dinner you are clearly a poncey gay foreign faggot who wants to destroy America and has literally never even set foot here
But that's what I said.

The red & green flakes on Cool Ranch Doritos are flavorless. They do nothing but look cool.

>>11786687
First post in this thread, just wanted to let you know IPA is shit and you have shit taste

>>11653185
>unironically drinking wine marketed as being "sauvignon blanc"

Any wine with the literal names of the grapes written on the packaging is aimed at obese minivan moms who need hollywood dramas to tell them wat wine iz gud. Let me guess, you go out of your way to buy stuff that says "made with real _____" too? Have a lot of trouble with fake frankenfoods in your 400 pound life?

>>10648688

>>10610804
>complaining about related topics
>oh but let me insert a jab at foreigners and gays because that will totally make my point clearer
no, anon. you were the trash.

>omg u should try portuguese reds they're criminally underrated
Yeah I got memed by the "next big thing" fags too

There's a reason you can pick up a bottle of touriga or whatever for $8.99 (flyovers need not apply), it's because it's just not that great. I mean it's fine, definitely better than most $8.99 wines but let's face it, that's hardly saying much

However it's dry, and it's got reasonably high levels of sugar, tannins, and alcohol. Which means basically it's gonna get lafroog'd once millennials start to grow up and realize wine is better than beer

I look forward to $25 bottles of mediocre douro, coming fall of 2023

Also mods always delete wine threads, this will be no different. Check for the red trash can icon on warosu

cellaring beers is a fucking meme, it encourages retards to buy the same thing twice but one is gonna taste worse after a year

Le Creuset is just Staub for poorfags who don't know any better and want to buy something they erroneously perceive as "fancy"

Matches up great with your Bose speakers and Beats by Dr. Dre headphones and Bob Kramer knives

>breakfast double chocolate coffee oatmeal
What the fuck is this abomination? If you're that much of a sissy that you need your fucking beer to taste like a dessert I don't think stouts are right for you.

Oatmeal stouts are good, and chocolate stouts are good. Most coffee stouts/porters I've had taste bitter and artificial. But adding all those buzzwords together just sounds extremely fucking silly.

Wine
>stupid illiterate peasants ferment grape juice to get fucking hammered
>put in in wooden barrels where you kept your potatoes and fish last year
>sell it to some rich asshole
>"HURRR I TASTE APRICOT AND PLUM, THE TERROIR IS AMAZING"
Brandy
>illiterate peasants distill wine to get around alcohol taxes and get fucking hammered
>sell it to rich dumb fucks
>"HURR WHAT A FINE DISTILLATION, COME AND JOIN ME IN THE BRANDY ROOM FOR CIGARS AND COGNAC, GENTLEMEN"
Whiskey/y
>stupid fucking peasants distill cheap beer to get fucking trashed
>put it in wooden barrels to transport it
>stupid rich fucks get it
>"HERP DERP THIS SCOTCH IS AMAZING, SO PEATY, SO COMPLEX, EXQUISITE"
Rum
>smart naval officers decide to use the products of slave labor and what amounts to sugar poop and distill it to give it to retarded illiterate butt fucking sailors to shut them up
>rich people get a hold of it
>"DURRR IM GETTING LOTS OF CARAMEL AND MOLASSES NOTES, WONDERFUL HINTS OF BAKING SPICES, WONDERFUL"

etc etc

Daily reminder that there is nothing fucking deeper to liquor, wine, and beer other than the fucking LIQUOR WINE AND BEER. It gets you drunk, that is the only fucking purpose and there is no "flavor" or "notes" or "terroir" or any of this dumb shit to it. You stupid fucks who say that shit look retarded to every normal person who knows you're full of shit, and you're lying to yourself

I don't have a preference because I am not a moron. There are different fats for different purposes

Are you the same knuckle dragger who made the "what wine is best" thread?

>>6802553
>filet mignon under any circumstances whatsoever
you're either a turbo pleb or you're trolling poorly

>>6756740
>>6756881
>>6756875
>$6 bottle of Chilean or Aussie plonk
>passable
If someone called Genesee Ice 'passable beer' here, you guys would go crazy.

I don't think /ck/ has ever actually tasted wine before.

>>6324351
>my money's worth

>>6314924
>muh judgement of paris

This may come as a shock to Californians, but there are other grapes besides cab sauv, merlot, chardonnay, and ruined pinot noir, and other styles besides "so much oak you can smell it across the room"

>expect a two finger pinch, loss of a fry or two max
>they go in for the four finger pinch
>come out with a dozen fries

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS