/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15196148

Just whatever you do, DON'T FART.

Don't even think about farting. In fact, forget this post. Conscious fart-avoidance could make the problem worse. Actually, forget the whole thread. When you sit down at table and survey the assembled guests, don't think about Flatulence Denial. Don't recall this post and attempt to hide your unease with a forced grin. DON'T accidentally say things like, "Will you pass the farts I MEAN SALT". Just don't.

Only you have the power to control what gasses your sphincter lets fly, OP, no matter how bad the bloating gets. You are in control. But don't worry about it. Just relax. BUT NOT TOO MUCH.

"A man who farts will never marry our daughter."
-Old Polish Proverb