/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be really young
>picky eater because i was able to talk my mother into/out of anything
>family gatherings are always traumatic
>everyone constantly shoving spoonfuls of food i dont like in my face screaming "JUST TRY IT!"
>mom gets dirty looks and sometimes even direct blame for my eating habits
>eventually start trying new foods
>have to try them in secret because otherwise literally everyone in my entire family would hear about it and make a huge fuss
>grandpa's funeral
>we all go to a buffet after
>i secretly try bacon for the first time
>shit is cash
>everyone still sad from the funeral, some people still sobbing
>get an idea
>"ill cheer everyone up by bringing back a big plate of this dank ass bacon, theyll be happy i tried a new food and well have a huge pile of bacon to eat"
>pile up a literal mound of bacon, at least 4 inches tall
>bring it to the table
>"this is for everyone!"
>grandma throws her utensils down and starts sobbing into her hands
>all the adults start yelling at me for being wasteful
>brother laughs
>i panic
>run back to buffet and dump the bacon mountain back into the tray
>everyone gets even more rustled
>get yelled at the rest of the meal
>have to apologize to the waitress
>later that night mom tells me shes proud of me for trying bacon
>mfw

kinda long i know, but fuck you