/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Holy shit guys I though I was alone in this. So there are other people in the world who struggle to live with dumb as fuck motherfuckers? I'm so relieved and happy that I'm not the only one. I just want to hug you all.

Is there some club related this, like anonymous alcoholics?

Also sharing my bit:
>living with my gf and another couple
>an easy-going girl who turned into the size of a war elephant in the last year
>her mongoloid boyfriend is dumb as fuck beta mouthbreather
>just hearing him talk makes you wish for a nuclear winter
>he always forgets his keys, forgets the lights/TV on, forgets to lock the flat
>he is SO FUCKING DUMB you can feel his dumb presence in the air when he enters the flat
>they are both loud as fuck
>they kiss behind our door so loudly and they slurp so much, it sounds like someone was hitting a giant frog cadaver over and over again with a fucking brick
>they talk very loudly
>when they fuck you can almost hear the house crying because it's scared
>they call each other shit like "smoochipoo", "sweetheart" and other pretentious disgusting shit
>they are always eating disgusting greasy food
>they have never cleaned the collective rooms
>they always leave A FUCKING MESS IN THE KITCHEN
>they use 70% of the dishes and leave them there for 5 days or until we clean it
>they never did anything for the household
>talked to them about everything a few times, which worked for a week and then the shit started over again

>tfw my gf is furious all the time and I'm the one soaking it up
>tfw can't kick them out
>tfw they are not bad or evil, just dumb as fuck
>ftw I sometimes feel bad for hating on them because they are "just" dumb

pls hug me