/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm British so getting a gun here is nearly fucking impossible, however, as it happens I do have a home defence mechanism set up.

Pic related is my home defence, that I set up every night before bed. Basically, I tie an axe to a pull up bar, and have my wallet in a bag hanging from it with a button that says 'wallet release'. Of course when they hit the button, they smash the axe handle and release it so it will come down and strike them, which means they will get hit with the axe.