/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>take something that tastes good
>increase it in every dimension
>add corn syrup in every ingredient
>label it with a flag and market it as glutenfree, vegan, pescatarian, stone age diet appropriate food item
>THIS IS HOW WE MAKE FOOD IN AMERICA

>>4617108

>Tastes like soda
>No sugar or calories
>It's water

No man no
Didn't anyone ever tell you if it's too good to be true it probably is?

>>4381344
>defending unnecessary and potentially unhealthy additions to a perfectly fine product

Really?

Fuckin plonkas

How to make American Pizza

>prepare a huge glob of pizza dough
>pound that shit until its 1 inch thick
>pour some ranch sauce on that
>open fridge, unleash all condiments that arent vegetables onto the ranch drenched dough
>smother that pile in a pound of shredded cheese
>put in it not preheated electrical oven
>take out after 20 minutes (you want your dough half baked and chewy)
>throw pizza away, call dominos