/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A family of anadromous fish isn't really a dish, so let's put it on a cedar plank and make do.

Not only do Seattle faucets have hot and cold running salmon, (even if some of it comes from Alaska) our entire jesus-christ-i'm-tired-of-green ecosystem is built on these idiots swimming up into the mountains and kicking off en masse. That piece of smoldering wood on which the fish is resting was fertilized by that dude's ancestors.