/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20042609
>the only americans who don't justify eating chemical slop with added HFCS are californians

Wow, something I can actually like about that absolute state.

>>18856849
Bun
Mustard
Ketchup
Diced raw white onion
Pickles
Cheese
Patty
More onion
Lettuce
Pickles
Mayo
Cheese
Patty
Tomato
Spanish Onion
Lettuce
Mayo
Mustard
Bottom Bun

And it's Jarlsberg for the top layer of cheese, aged cheddar for the bottom.

>>18787819
I just eat regular food bro. I'm fat because I'm an alcoholic.

When I say regular food please note that I'm talking about Metric Regular, not Imperial Regular which is also called the American Kid's Meal.

>>18302250
You're joking, right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_Chess_Championships
You can ignore the championships hosted in Russia if you like, write them off as being shams. The Russians still have a massive share of victories.

And even then, even if they were shit at chess, that would not preclude them enjoying chess you retard. You enjoy trying to be clever, even though you're very fucking bad at it.

>catch the coof
>three days of sickness, a night of fever and a night of shivers
>nothing else
>not vaxxed

You know I liked the mask mandates and the restrictions. I don't like going out at the best of times and the mask covered people's stupid fucking faces.

>>18123597
I don't know a fucking thing about Dennys and I assume they have smiley face pancakes, and are a restaurant chain, so I deduce their smiley face pancakes are made in special pans so any burnout and highschooler can whip up a smiley pancake without any skill, and they refused OP's request because they don't have sad pans, only smiling ones.

>>18104131
As a last meal, sure. I'm spooked about prions. I also don't trust a meat that can carry every disease I can get.

But last meal? If I'm ever diagnosed with terminal cancer? By God and by fuck am I ever eating the prohibited protein.

>>18082583
>We're logical
>Thats why we shut down our nuclear plants to become reliant on Russian gas and then sanctioned Russia!

You faggots weren't logical when you destroyed Rome, you weren't logical when you started a world war after a world war making sure Europe would NEVER recover and that the only men left to populate it were the whittles, and you're not logical now.

>>18082682
>I have my doubts that an island nation with a native population that can probably eat fifty pounds of seafood in one sitting can eat fifty pounds of seafood in a year.
Have you ever actually seen a Maori?

>>17743231
Looks like Homer Simpson came in it.

>>17678541
Is it cope if I'm still gonna keep drinking regardless?

>>17263145
Anon, should I tell you about the Picts? The original Britons? Not these Angloid/Viking/Norman/Germanics we all know and love?

>>17212974
>Hamburger Harmony

I'm going to go to the USA and put that shit in the water supplies so all the Americans will stop arguing about politics and having race riots all the time.

>>17206622
Depends on the tea.
I'm not going to put milk in a green tea. I did it once and it was fucking vile.
And I'm not going to put milk in a tea I'm putting lemon and honey in because 1) that's foul
and 2) if I'm doing that I'm sick and if I'm sick I most likely have diarrhea and if I have diarrhea milk is going to make me paint my bathroom brown.

>>17206624
> i'm from india and we drink tea with milk only.
What, no water?

>>17160087
I never said that, all you need to do is crack open a history book and see what people did in the past in order to survive. I don't need to be Hatian to know about Hatian Mud Cookies. Where the fuck do (You) live that you don't have goddamn Google?

>>17141654
It is a pizza, in the same way that the mentally retarded are still people.

>>17126203
Lard for cooking, olive oil for not cooking. Unless that's a stick of butter and f.lux is tricking me.
Then it's butter for cooking, olive oil for not cooking.

How is this a debate, olive oil tastes better raw anyway, and cooking it destroys the health benefits. It's only acceptable if you're doing low temp cooking of mediterranean food,

>>17121689
Anon, unless your dad fucked your mother at thirteen yes.

Gen X are not Gen Y's parents.

>>17093886
Grow your own potatoes. Trust me, it's a piece of piss. In fact grow your own tomatoes too, they're pretty simple once you know to stop them growing extra branches to make them fruit faster. They grow anywhere. And grow herbs, rosemary is fire and forget and parsley is a weed. Get perennial basil, also a weed. And mint, mint is a weed. Grow beans. Purple King is quick growing and a decent fruiter. Dandelions are edible, amaranth is the most stupidly productive plant I've ever grown.

And learn how to pickle things and make preserves. Bake your own bread, make your own pasta. Gonna learn how to make rakia like my grandfather did, so getting drunk will also be something I can do self-sufficiently.

Prices are a joke in this cuntry.

>>16707057
NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO ACTUALLY WORK

You stack bottles you hapless cunt. Sometimes you have to stack bottles on a shelf, sometimes in a fridge. Perhaps you have to stack cartons, perhaps you stack boxes.

A particularly strong autistic child could do your job you fuckpuppet. In fact the autistic child won't put shit in the wrong places and at least that little robot will make better center displays.

>>16691851
>Bro I don't want to alarm you, but I'm Italian and YOU'RE NOT-A COOKING DA PASTAVIOLLICANOLIABAGOOLI LIKE MY MAMMA MIA USE-TA MAKE-A

I wish the Moorish would become Lessish.

>>16680461
>Meals that define masculinity

>obsessing over what you eat in terms of masculinity because your society is so pozzed that you never had male role models and father figures to help you define masculinity as you progressed into manhood

Do Angloids really? And OP, it's food you made yourself. Your vegetables, your meat, your fish, something you got yourself that didn't come in brightly coloured packaging. You eat your blood, sweat and tears and, most importantly, your effort.

Now go back to obsessing over your BIG MANLY STEAKS that someone else killed for you, cleaned for you, cut for you, and probably cooked for you. Which on its own, would not be a problem. There is no issue with eating food prepared for you by another. Until you use it as a measure of your own worth, faggot.

>>16660184
>If it's good enough for daily professional use

Doing blow in the stock room and coughing into the roux is good enough for professional restaurants. Are you gonna clean your shit down with bleach because "Fuck it, it's late" Do you like cooking with expired meat because "just wash the smell off, it's fine"

>>16464974
It's tasty.
>NOO BUT I THINK IT'S GROSS
That's fine. Different people like different things. I think cucumber is gross.

An inability to accept that people might like/dislike things you dislike/like is a sign of autism though. And there's nothing ok about autism. And making multiple threads about your disdain for sushi is pretty autistic. And since autists like repetition;
There is nothing ok about autism.

>>16455790
>Rocky Road

Rocky Road is the affirmative action of ice cream. It can't compete on its own so it needs all sorts of other shit added in to help it compete with actual, hardworking flavours.