/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15267845
>Area I live in got Mexified
>Rollmops no longer easily available
I can still get pickled herring but the loss of rollmops has hit me harder than I expected. Also all of the beer aisles have gone to shit.

>>8081209
You do get the odd sweetheart, oddly enough it's usually more old men being regulars and being awful nice than little old women, but generally old people are fucking cancerous.

>One of my first jobs, working as a Waiter in a reasonably nice restaurant and bar
>A couple have asked for the manager and told him to give them another waiter because their first one was being "brutish"
>wot
>Oh, it's Darren, our token black guy
>I go to serve them instead
>Guy asks for the steak, which is served on a bed of basmati rice with a side of chunky chips and rocket, along with frizzled onions and a pepper sauce/garlic butter
>"I want it medium-well done, want the rice to be around the steak not under it, no salad, I also only want the onions laid over the steak and not all tangled together in a mess, and I want both garlic and pepper sides."
>christ almighty, alright
>Woamn doesn't even order, her husband just orders her scampi and some soup for some reason
>Gets food
>Calls me over after a while
>"I want to send this back, it's undercooked"
>Almost all of the steak and chips are eaten
>Steak definitely not "undercooked"
>Woman pipes up about hair in her soup
>There was a hair
>It was gray
>The dude who made it is ginger
>Explain that I can't just give him a new steak since he ate pretty much all of his first one
>"Well I expect not to be charged"
>Woman mutters some shit
>Eventually they get their bill
>Obviously been charged as normal
>He kicks off
>Attempts to leave without paying
>no, lol
>Eventually pays, spits on the shoe of one of the greeters than he and his wife sit outside our place for 20 minutes telling passers by how awful we are