/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Tonight as I was having a sipp, I suddenly thought to myself, "Is coffee the fidget spinner of food?". As you might notice, Monster Zero Ultra is a strange choice for an evening beverage, but I've completely abandoned coffee after it started reaching meme status thanks to normalfag facebook memes.

But think about it, coffee is so fucking autistic. Americans love drinking it all the time, they have to have their morning coffee everyday or they start convulsing and throwing retard tantrums. It's the perfect analog to fidget spinners. ADHD kids need their spinners or else they can't function, and Americans need their shitty Starbucks unicorn latte for their autistic ADHD tongues.

I recommend that you try the sipp lifestyle and see how it treats you. If nothing else, I can guarantee that it is a lot classier than being an autistic coffeefag.