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>Bobby: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I’d like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
>Waitress: I’m sorry, we don’t have any side orders of toast. I can bring you an english muffin or a coffee roll.
>Bobby: What do you mean you don’t make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don’t you?
>Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
>Bobby: You’ve got bread and a toaster of some kind?
>Waitress: I don’t make the rules.
>Bobby: Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no no butter, no lettuce and a cup of coffee.
>Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
>Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
>Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
>Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

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>Bobby: What do you mean you don’t make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don’t you?
>Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
>Bobby: You’ve got bread and a toaster of some kind?
>Waitress: I don’t make the rules.
>Bobby: Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce and a cup of coffee.
>Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
>Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
>Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
>Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

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