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>fast food stories

Over the two year period I worked at a Mcdonald's I witnessed:
>Cops giving a DUI in the parking lot
>Idiot co-worker putting his hand in the fryers instead of using the conveniently placed tongs
>Over $3000 worth of food being stolen in a single day
>Some fat-ass who slipped and fell outside, totally ate it. She broke her fucking nose and fractured the frontal bone in her skull
>Some kid managed to get stuck in the play-area, and I had to climb in there and get his foot-untangled
>Someone took a shit in the corner of the stall in the women's bathroom and just left it there
>Someone managed to bleed all over the inside of the men's bathroom. In the toilet, under the toilet seat, on the stall, on the mirror, on the sink, on the door, etc
>MILFS everywhere
>Indians that would try to barter with the pre-set, unchangeable prices
>coworkers being locked in the freezer as a "joke"
>The restaurant got flooded because the central water line busted
>The power going out, and watching as a co-worker put quite literally, one of everything on a sandwich, covered it in every type of sauce available, took a bite and vomited everywhere
>Piss-poor sanitation issues. I'm talking bugs in the coffee, Mold in the fry dispenser, constantly running out of sanitizer for the dishes

Yup.