/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i need to get drunk right now this very instant, but...

>it has to be very inexpensive.
>it has to be available at most retailers.
>it has to be very low in calories.
>it has to be clear / non colored.
iit can contain no sugar or sweeteners.
>it must come in a bottle (no cans, bags or boxes).

wat do

How much water do you guys drink on avg?

>>8647689
I'm good. its just practice

>>8647022

what kind of shit did you assholes get into when you worked in fast food? post the dumb stuff u did.

>burger king
>in my teens
>use to put those gold burger king ashtrays through the broiler
>used to squeeze a handful of pickles over the fryer and it went nuts
>place pickle on microwave plug and plug it in, watch pickle fry

let's hear yours