/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19805436
IT'S JOEVER

>>15347366
>Taking pride in living your entire life never fully experiencing the full extent of human stimulation or even attempting to explore the limits of your own mind and body. Either because you are too uncomfortable/scared to try, or you were brainwashed by somebody who was brainwashed.

I bet you don't even know if you like having your butthole played with or not.

>>15311695
At my store, we were given a free meal per shift. Aside from that, technically, no. Only free drinks (not fancy shit like the frappés, though). However, if you have at least some brain cells, you can get away with sneaking some. I unloaded the truck which delivered to my store at like 5AM on the weekend and would breakfast burritos in my pocket to keep my thighs nice and toasty. I'd eat those in the freezer. My favorite thing to eat there while unloading the truck was frozen oatmeal cookies with black iced coffee. I'd also make the truck driver a mocha just the way he liked it. Sneaking food is as simple as grabbing it from the heated trays when the manager isn't looking. With that all being said though, the food there blows and I would only eat because it was convenient and didn't want to starve.

One time at a work Christmas party I drank a big bottle of champagne, half a bottle of white wine, a bunch of beer, 2 whiskey sours and did a half gram of cocaine and smoked a couple joints and I had a hangover for 3 days, still had my shoes and coat on when I woke up