/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11577750
>living with 6 housemates, we all hate each other
>pass out on living room futon every night until it becomes my unofficial home
>work shitty low-paying ice cream scoop job, spend tip money each night on Old Grandad and cigarettes
>drink until 4 AM, pass out on sofa, piss myself
>wake up in the afternoon, blame it on the housemate's dog
>rinse and repeat
>finally get chance to move into even cheaper, shittier house
>first night after moving in, pass out on their couch and leave a giant piss stain
That one does bring a smile to my face. Old Grandad really got me places in life.