/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19940091
>made a rice dish with chili and a bunch of other shit
>put it all into the rice cooker bowl to stir together
>live alone so don't bother to plate, just take the rice cooker bowl to my room to eat
>elbow tags the doorway, making me drop the bowl
>rice, chili, cheese and sausage fly everywhere onto the carpet
>lands upside down
Not only did I not get to eat it, I had to waste like 35 minutes cleaning it up, THEN I had to order food :(

>>19622315
>As of 2023, Bangladesh still hasn't won an Olympic medal

>>19418946
no bully

>>18625210
Whoa man thanks for reminding me of that.

>>15977226
You ruined it!

>>15044719
>army vet since 2015
>still too scared to ask for a military discount in places
>never use the veteran parking spaces at Harris teeter because I'm afraid someone will try to put me on the internet for "stolen valor"

>>14631268
>>on warfarin
>>won't die from blood clots
>>cant eat anything but shitty iceburg

It was me and my father's favorite. I'd be happy to have one with him now.

>>13720001
"Tripe" is stomach lining actually. It's also a slangy synonym for garbage.

>poorly written trite
"Trite" isn't a noun, dumb nigger. Don't correct other people's English when you're ESL.

>>13687012
This. 500 kcal/day restrictions are very flexible and compatible with most lifestyles. Plus it ends up still being about a lb/week for losses.

>>13121238
>I DID NOT CONSENT TO BEING BORN.
>MY LIFE IS RAPE
You have brain problems. Seek help.

>>11908664
woah thats fucked

>>11392058
>mfw bought both a grill and a blender
>stopped using both after 1 week because it takes more time to clean them than it takes to use them

>>9340221
Maybe cutting off the leg wasn't the best of ideas.

>order pizza
>ask if the deliveryman wants to be my friend
>he says no and leaves