/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hey guys I'm going out to get some more beers. Do you want me to pick you up some snacks?

>>15519265
Depends on the cut, but yeah
>All these shoe-leather-cut copers

>>7213709
Every time I see that brand I quietly go
>utz utz utz utz utz
under my breath

>>6962893
They don't?

Everyone likes steak, cock-havers and cunt-havers alike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSte_c82p6U

>>6554252
>The Postal Service

My. Nigga.

>>5873360
This faggot

>tfw you've drank coffee so much and for so long that it no longer has any effects on you at all, and you only drink it for the smell and taste
You get used to it, like any other adverse food effect.

I'd almost say its an aquired taste, but i've always loved it, since my mom would let me sip hers when I was really little.
Theres just something about that strong aroma, and that roasty bitterness

>>5164271
I had my fair share of milk and cheeses growing up, in good shape and played multiple sports throughout all of my school.

I'm fucking 5'6". Don't believe god damn bullshit Momscience.

I pay with debit everywhere, because its basically the same as cash.
I carry around a few dollars for laundry money here and there, but thats about it.
I've got one credit card that I carry around just to work on my formerly non-existant credit score a tiny bit at a time.
((Buy a little bit, then pay it off before the end of the month and you don't have to pay interest. Banks hate you for that.))
A good credit score will help you out in many situations. Loans, buying property, buying a new car, even some of the better jobs run a credit check to help them decide whether or not to employ you.

>>5072792
I'm an American, I went to Paris, I have also been to Rome, and London.

Not even trying to be offensive, but from an objective stand point, it's hard to find a white person in Paris, it's filled with Muslims. I wanted to eat frog legs and escargot, but all I could find was places serving Middle Eastern food. Also, I come from Chicago - we have a place called Lower Wacker Drive, which is basically a subterranean community of homeless junkies and crackheads. I was there on New Year's Eve to drop off a few dozen hamburgers for them. It smells of the waste from Lake Michigan, decay, feces, and more potently than anything, human urine. I can honestly say that this is what Paris smelled like the majority of the time I was there. Your statues and monuments and history are beautiful and noteworthy, but your capitol city is filled with Muslims and smells as bad as the worst place in Chicago.

Feel free to argue with me though, it must be nice having a smug sense of superiority for a country that couldn't even colonize Africa.

>>5068620
Unlike other boards, /ck/ generally stays on the topic of what we're supposed to be talking about with minimal shitposting and off topic garbage like everywhere else.
(This thread being an example of that.)
We don't need some hand holding sticky to remind people what to talk about.

Theres a little gypsy-run fair that comes to town every summer that sells lots of edible bugs. I can't keep away from it
Chocolate covered ants are the shit.
>mfw getting a sack full for $1
They're like tiny little chocolate covered peanuts or.. remember those little Crunch bar pieces? Sorta like that. Really crispy in your mouth.
How they got each ant in chocolate i'll never know.
Also, honey roasted grasshoppers and crickets are pretty decent. Grasshoppers are crunchier, but the wings are bigger and get stuck to the roof of your mouth and feel really gross against your tongue
They also had cayenne covered scorpion and some kinda small candied lizards that i'm always too much of a pussy to try. Maby next year.

Put the chicken in some hot water to thaw.
Chop/saw the buns into little squares, mix with a little water and parmesan in a bowl (so the parm sticks to the bread) then put on a cookie sheet and bake till its browned.
Take them out when its done.
Smash into little crumbs. Add more parm.
Roll the chicken around in the crumbs. Squeeze that shit to make it stick.
Put in a 9x13 pan or some other sort of deep pan with walls
cut potatoes into little cubes
Toss into the pan with the legs
Got any bbq sauce or hot sauce? Splash that shit in now, over everything.
Cover in foil.
(Don't add any water or grease the pan. The chicken will make its own juices)
Cook at 350 for about an hour or some shit, checking occasionally till you see the meat falling off the bones.

Nomnomnom

>>4907283
Holy shit, this synced ridiculously well with the song I was listening too.
Especially since once I hovered over it the UNTZ part of the song started

Cook your rice a day or two ahead of time.
The drier the rice, the better.

Also, make sure to use a giant fucking pan.
Wok that shit
It's gonna be hot as hell and you'll need a lot of room to stir that shit around, and you don't want it flopping out of the pan onto your man tits.
Wear a shirt and shoes if you don't want to get popped.

If you use meat, put it in first. You want your chicken or beef to start getting crisp around the edges in the oil before dumping the other shit in there.

Its very hard to fuck up fried rice unless you dump a gallon of sauce or some shit in it
Don't be intimidated
Just remember - Hot, fast, dry.

I'm enjoying the hell outta this thread just because of all the butthurt OPs beef is causing.

The pictures do look pretty terrible, but i'd probably eat it anyway.
Love some beef n' sauteed onions

>>4651061

>The definitive characteristics of St. Louis-style pizza are a very thin crust made without yeast, the common (but not mandatory) use of Provel processed cheese, and pizzas cut into squares or rectangles instead of wedges

god fucking dammit. and i thought Chicago-style was pleb. St Louis style confirme for sub-pleb

>processed cheese
>rectangle cuts
>no yeast in dough

Nothing.
I don't get depressed because i'm fucking awesome.

....also because i'm so goddamn poor that I couldn't afford eating just because I feel bad.
Whenever I start to get the feels, I play some vidya, or take a walk, or go for a swim.
If you don't wallow around in your own feelings, you won't get depressed and eat like a fat shit.

Hanging out after work with some friends at Applebees (...not my choice)
They were all nibbling on pub pretzels or what the fuck ever, just bitching about work, but I was hungry
I ordered 2 of those quasidilla things, 2 orders of fried green beans, my own order of pub pretzels and I forget how much beer.
My ticket came to like $50 or some shit.
I normally stay away from Applebees, but whatever.
That shit was delicous.

>>4315301

/ck/! Recommend me some beers, I turn 21 today and am looking to deviate from the shitty Bud Light that everyone around me seems to love.

>>4149763

I would eat with this guy