/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18704964
>hypocrasy

>>17755606
>2 entirely different species of seaweed

google "how do i transform a carrot into a cucumber" and shove that up your ass

>>17727429
>>17727476
>>17727486
somewhere in the distant past, your ancestors stabbed a deer, watched it drag its entrails over half a mile, slowing bleeding to death so you can exist today, crying on a mongolian basket weaving forum over baby chickens.

>lets have 4 servings of avocado
>lets have dressing over everything
>lets have a bunch of carbs
>AND also some soybeans and corn

how did this thing even get marketed as a """"""""health food"""""""""" to millenials

>>15447040
okay and where does that estimate come from

>>14727936
>Merry Christmas anon!! Here’s some aged eggnog I made in September. Hope it’s ok. It’s Alton Browns recipe.

>>14604846
its a bottle... they all look like cocks you massive smooth brain

>>13615062
>20 hour fast
pathetic. 48 hours is easy-peasy

mfw

>>13409655
>length is measured in body parts

>>12937301
A waste of time to turn the heat off at one point versus another?
In one scenario you boil water, add eggs, turn the heat off, walk away. You claim ready in 15 minutes. This has led you to shitty eggs.
In another scenario you boil water, add eggs, walk away for only ten minutse, then turn heat off. This will never give you shitty eggs. Stop making excuses to hide your shame at not knowing how to boil a fucking egg, you absolute retard.

>>11511756

So your parents are lower middle class, and you are...?

>>11442637
So I should have spammed the thread with a bunch of separate replies?
If you all hadn't been so terribly wrong, I wouldn't have had so much to say. Try not being so wrong next time and I won't have to correct you, faggot.

>>11191098
>>11191151
>>11192220
>tfw some stupid summerfags think "tfw" means "that face when"
mfw

>>11099692
>>11099698
>>11099713
>>11099720
>if I order all the way, I can't choose the size?
If you order "all the way" you automatically get a large. Because it's ALL THE WAY.
If you want a small one with all the toppings, order it that way, and it'll cost $4.45. Medium with all the toppings costs $5.15. Fucking illiterate retarded never eaten at a ubiquitous fucking Waffle House god damn idiots.

>>11061708
>>11061690
You don't eat the scales. You de-scale the fish and eat the skin without any scales. Any restaurant you've been to has done this to remove the scales from the skin; you don't eat them, they don't soften up. Has no one here actually prepared fresh fish for themselves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7orLQCu58s

>>11009812
>cheese not directly on the burger patty
When was this ever an option? Faggot.

>>10973860
It's not a good breakfast burrito while missing one and it highly depends on what else is in the burrito. Is there sausage/meat already in it? If so, bacon becomes less important, but I would honestly never want a sausage burrito over bacon. Is the salsa mild or spicy? If it's not spicy, sour cream becomes less important, but I would honestly never want a brekkie burrito with salsa and no sour cream. If I couldn't have both I wouldn't want any breakfast burrito at all.

Basically your thread sucks.

>>10756750
>donuts
>add suffix -ette, which is diminutive and hypocoristic
>donette
>jumbo donette
>a jumbo mini donut
Someone stop the madness.

>>9308834
>soggy potatoes

>>9208402
Claussen has been doing quality for 147 years.

>kosher salt
>on pork

>>9157410
>Coming into a thread with express purpose of making someone feel bad

>>9065418
or they just don't deep fry very often, ameriburger