/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>13 years
>have canned salmon
>mix it with some lemon and pepper
>put it in a hollowed out bun
>cook on low for a few hours
>sister comes home on her period
>immediately bursts into tears
>"WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SMELL SO BAD"
>RUNS into the chicken
>shakes my shoulders
>"WHY ARE YOU DELIBERATELY RUINING MY LIFE AT EVERY TURN"
>just blink for a while
>mom storms in
>"KATIE LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE"
>"YOU ALWAYS TAKE HIS SIDE, I HATE YOU BOTH"
>sister storms off
>mom turns to me
>"those really do smell horrible though"
>i take them out of the oven
>"do you want one mum"
>she just leaves
>i stand there for a few seconds with my tray full of baked salmon breads
>"well, more for me"

>>13474471
do you think he realizes the way his eyes bulge out when he smiles is honestly horrifying to look at

>>13466432
>parroting decades-old statistics that have been debunked dozens of times