/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15658634
The Smell?

>>13869962
>peas

>think virus is meme
>go to store
>they are out of toilet paper oh well
>they are out of bananas that sucks
>they are out of broccoli REAL SHIT NIGGA I'M GONNA STAVE

>>13264263
I had sex with your mama

>>13241498
Love me some dish

watermelon

>>12205865
Christ, people were rascist.

>>12179018

>>11319487
Delete this. This thread is already doomed.

>>11090955
>>11090959
>Mfw /ck/ trys to talk about cheese like they know something

>>10994409
that hideous ghoul finger

>>10338552
Holy shit kill yourself

>>9874207
>bone-in chicken
>Patrician

>>9835092
>tfw the ticket checking guy performed a full body cavity search on me
just watch movies on the internet guys... or don't don't watch them at all.

>>9672966

Red potatos. Cut them up in thumb nail sized chunks and nuke them for 3 minutes. Take them out and pan fry them until brown. Usually with some over easy eggs.

Cracker Barrel's Bread Pudding


Sugared Pecans: In small skillet combine 2 tablespoons butter and
1 tablespoon oil, med-low heat, with 2-oz pecan pieces. Stir only till
heated and barely bubbly. Sprinkle with 4 tablespoons sugar.
Stir briskly only till sugar dissolves, on low heat AS THESE BURN QUICKLY!
Work fast. Dump them into paper towel lined plate.
Spread out to cool while you prepare the rest.

Plumped Raisins: In small saucepan combine 1/3 cup raisins and 1 cup
boiling water. Cover pan with lid 20 minutes. Drain and discard water.
Add 1/2 cup packaged shredded coconut to raisins. Set aside.

Dumplings: In dutch oven combine 6 cups water and 1/2 cup sugar. Bring to
boil. While you wait for that to boil, combine in medium bowl, 3 cups
Bisquick, 1 cup milk, 1 tablespoon sugar, stirring with fork to moisten
thick dough. When water come to boil, drop dough by rounded tablespoonful
into boiling water, making about 14 dumplings. Cover pan with lid. Simmer
dumplings very gently 20 minutes. Uncover and let cook another 10 minutes
gently. Baste often in the liquid, which is now becoming thickened and
creamy looking. Remove pan from heat. With slotted spoon remove HALF of
dumplings to greased 8" square baking dish. Sprinkle with pecans and
raisins/coconut. Arrange rest of dumplings over that. Set aside.
Make sauce next.

Caramel Sauce: Strain remaining liquid into heavy 2 1/2-quart saucepan.
Bring to boil. Stir constantly. Add 1 cup packed light brown sugar,
stirring vigorously, med-heat till it boils briskly 2 or 3 minutes or
till sugar is completely dissolved and sauce drops from spoon in large
drops rather than like water. It should be the consistancy of smooth gravy.
Spoon sauce over dumplings filling dish right to the rim. Cool 15 minutes.
Cover; refrigerate to serve within few days. Micro warm servings or
use cold with a scoop of ice cream on top of each. Serves 6 to 8

>>9265762
>alcohol is more acceptable than juice

>>9197636

>>9174698
honestly I never saw the dog until you pointed it out holy mother of god that poor creature

Could cat-tail roots be cooked up like fries?

Fish and (experimental) cat-tail chips with a dandelion berry salad with breaded and fried morels.

>>8942477
Give it to me

>drinking juice
>let's take away the fiber from fruits and instead ingest straight up sugars

Nice fat ass on my face and nice thicc on my wee