/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i hate brits so much

I am willing to tell you a secret. Indian food is an actual, living meme. I am Indian from India, here to admit to you truth.
It's an inside joke among all Indians. We don't even eat spicy food. But everytime american or european faggots visit India, we give them spicy food and tell them it is Indian food. Then we watch and laugh as you hyperventilate like a bitch and spend three days puking and shitting. You stupid sub-zero IQ retards call it "culture" but we call it "pranks."
Thank you, that is all.

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in privacy of my own home, i only use right hand to eat and serve food

but if in the event i am entertaining european peoples then i will use left

>thousands years civilisation
>flavouring foods with delicious spices before european countries even demarcated on any map
>eventually some island sailors make way to your country
>subvert and subjugate your people with nefarious means
>steal your tea
>steal your spices
>later try to claim them as their own on peloponnesian clay pot etching forum