/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13582220
It’s gay because they want shit that’s “Instagram worthy” so all the donuts that places make are overly complicated with frosting shaping them into unicorns and rainbow cocks squiring jizz and shit, cereal donuts are the new meme things too and they suck ass. The donut place I go to every Saturday morning is good but the amount of meme donuts they have drives me nuts, I never see these faggot hipsters get classics like buttermilk bars, old fashioned, crullers, fritters and maple bars, they get the rainbow penis and then post it on their Instagram and then toss it in the garbage. Fuck I hate them.

>>11372276
You are really that mad at a guy who routinely claims that his one skill is saying one thing while reading another. He is a face and a voice, you are projecting all of that other crap.

Me thinks you protest too much.

>>48382

NECK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING MONG

>>7630595

When I don't rinse mine, my rice cooker sometimes boils over out of the top vent.

>trying to figure out how to convert "can of beans" into beans I cooked myself

Fuck everyone who uses canned beans. You deserve death.

>People that pay thousands of bucks to travel abroad and "get to know new cultures"
>They eat nothing but junk/fast food and stuff you can get anywhere in the world

I did a trip to Chile a few years ago, and it still pisses me off that my cousins declined delicious paella, empanadas, sirloin on beer sauce, pan de pascua and other foods we had the oppotunity to taste for shit like grilled chicken breast with white rice and steamed broccoli, Subway salads and other shit that they can eat any day of the week at home.

>>6753021

>>6684761

Cook it like any other steak.

I'd eat that thing if my other teeth were pointed. In fact it might make a decent spice.

Fuck vegans. The most hardcore ones haven't lived past 75.

>>6465222
This pissed me off in a way that can only be described as "tea" and "crumpets" with "jam" in front of a "Union Jack".
The only thing in the photo that is authentic is the mug, which is still ugly.

>>6179861
Fokin wut? That's fucking stupid. Had no idea this shit was going on. Even decided to dig a bit further and found some furniture company got sued by Hershey's, because that company's art violated their "trademark on unwrapping chocolate bars". Welp, time to stop buying their shit-ass chocolate. https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20081030/2310572695.shtml

Why the fuck do so many restaurants not take reservations? Especially those that are packed at the same damn time, the same damn day each week. I'm not going to wait outside 45min to eat - ever. Even the fucking dmv let's me make a appointment.

>>5739997
>superfat

>definitively one of the worst threads ever on /ck/
>I'd rather see toilet poop guy back than any more vegan threads

do you want to know what i find the most repulsive about vegans?

of course you do, I DETEST that vegans live primarily on processed food. sure there are a few hippies out there living on their garden but for the most part you bastards rely on shitty processed "vegan" food. You don't know how to make tofu taste not good but great and you have never actually tried to do anything clever in the kitchen that takes more than a goddamn microwave.

you are cancer.

pescatarian here, not that its better but at least i grill fish

Well, that just pissed me off.
I fucking hate people.
Most of that list was vegetables. fucking vegetables. The one thing everyone should be eating more of. And fish. Seriously? FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.

this shit isnt even food its edible but then again so is playdoh and paste. i wouldnt feed this shit to my dog.this "food" is a white mans take on not even mexican food idk what the fuck this is .... go anywhere in rural mexico and ask them for a burrito and theyre gonna look at you like you're a fucking dick head. mexicans dont serve cheddar cheese, tomato, especially not ground fucking beef with onions,cilantro ... and black beans ???? thats fucking salvadorian FUCK!!!! and fucking tapatio hot sauce o.0 ? ... mexican food doesnt food doesnt give you the runs either unless you ate too much, the person cooking decided to use nasty ass fucking lard and too much of it, or the food was so spicy it was almost inedible

>>3735529
... you're a stoner, right?

Because no-one could possibly believe such a thing without being high. You fucking dweeb. Do you know how much hemp it takes to produce sufficient quantities of oil to keep even the basics of industrial transportation needs running in the US alone, and how much otherwise occupied farmland that's going to require? Let alone get to the level where fat fucks can cruise 25 miles for a sleazeballburger again?

I hope you fall asleep with a lit joint in your mouth, accidentially set your bed on fire and become a skinless deaf-blind mummy for the next 50 years.