/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13834322

It's impossible to explain, but Reviewbrah's biggest fans are big-booty black girls. He's irresistible to them. At every Youtube media junket, he has a different perfect 10/10 chocolate princess on his arm--or sometimes two. They call him "white chocolate" on black Twitter. When he visited a Taco Bell in Tampa for their release of their Fiesta Chorrito, two employees, busty sixteen-year-old ebony schoolgirls, got into a hair-pulling fist-fight over who would have the privilege of serving him. He's had to start travelling incognito (fake moustache and a smaller, less conspicuous cape) when visting Hotlanta for corporate speaking engagements. Reviewbrah was supposed to make an appearance in Harlem for McDonald's debut of the limited edition Slow-cooked Spicy McRib, but the crowd of stunningly-beautiful dusky urban maidens outside the airport was so thick (THICC) that Reviewbrah's security team could not safely transport him to the limousine, and he was forced to return his palatial estate in Miami, world headquarters of the Reviewbrah empire.

>>12597547
We'd like him better if he dressed like a patrician.

>>12532717
The real question is, why do Mormons take their fashion cues from ReviewBrah?

Eat it all out Bob!