/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6479405
>calling things meme food

>>6476470
Fuck, now I can't read it without a chinese accent.

https://youtu.be/ak3uJGf6Bj0?list=PL16ED0DEEB6F4DA3D&t=199

>Be me
>Have shitty no enamel teeth my whole life
>Finally have my first cavity at 24
>Can't eat any sweet stuff or else it hurts like a bitch
>Mom is constantly buying me sweet cookies and cakes and pies and shit
>Tell her I can't eat it anymore every time, she still does it for me despite this
>In my room surrounded by many boxes and bags of unopened sugary confections that I can't eat without being in pain, just staring at me, calling out to me

Have you ever been tormented by food items?

>Be me
>Typically normal guy,but have some quirks...I enjoy being alone more than hanging out, spend most time in my room watching my cartoons, drinking, and playing vidya.
>Not interested in relationships or dating at all, content with porn and have a lot of fetishes I prefer that I'm sure most girls wouldn't be into anyway
>Roomie, is a grill
>Friendly, me and her get along fine but she's becoming annoyingly pushy and overbearing
>Is "worried about me" and finds my lifestyle unacceptable
>Constantly tries to get me to hang with her friends, which I sometimes do to not seem rude, but lots of time do not and go about my business in my room
>She don't like this...treats it as if it was a personal insult, will guilt trip me about it through little comments and give me sad looks like I'm supposed to apologize or some shit
>Always asking me why I don't have a gf, implies I "need to get one"
>Constantly talks to me about her cute friend that hangs around trying to generate interest
>IDGAF, not interested in dating
>Brings this girl over more and more with some others
>Be me chilling in my room, enjoying my nights
>Constantly hear "ANON U WONT BELIEVE WHAT _____ JUST DID! ZOMGROFLCOPTOR" "ANON QUICK COME HEERE LOOK AT THIS"
>Always have to get up and be like HAHA YEAH THAT'S GREAT.....OH YEEAH, FAKE LAUGH before I'm allowed to go back about my business

As far as the kitchen goes, we have no issues....we both cook for ourselves, respect each others food and both don't mind sharing anyway, both clean up our own dishes quickly. The only problem is that she loves to cook vegetarian dishes and seems hell bent on trying to get me into it, I'll usually try some out of respect and some of it is good I'll admit but I love my meats far too much.

>>6145869
>Salt, pepper, all salads, no sauce.