/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13520521
>making mexican pizza
>chorizo, queso, corn tortillas glued to pizza crust with pizza sauce, corn, salsa, and sour cream
>stuffed crust with american cheddar
>starts getting smoky in the house
>smoke alarm goes off
>mfw

>>13431232
>It doesn't help that the average American is ridiculously ignorant about the state of modern medical science and almost every one you talk to mindlessly takes for granted the bizarre assumption that every health problem in existence is something a doctor will give you a medicine for and it will magically restore you back to perfect health with 100% effectiveness and reliability and no consequences.

>I half-wish everyone could experience some fucked up chronic autoimmune disease firsthand and realize that they're stuck with seriously debilitating health problems from it for life, that going to see your specialist doctor later on when you're continuing to suffer from it will not do anything to change this, and that your treatment options are all entirely limited to trying to screw with your immune system in some way that will hurt you in the medium to long term for the sake of the possibility of mild symptom improvement in the short term, and that by "hurt you" I mean stuff like "will give you motherfucking leukemia because you suppressed your immune system and that's one of the known side effects," not "will give you a headache for a few minutes one day in the future while you're out living a full life horseback riding and coming up with ideas for your next big novel."
ffffwwwooooooo nelly boi you make my sentences look like a verb and a noun

>>13018322
>sous vide cooker, a panini press, and a rice cooker

>>12988888
wooah buddy
>christianbale.gif

>>12610392
i'm an admin, but I don't post with under my admin ID because you fags lose your shit every single time. give me your emails and passwords and i'll get you level 99 cooking btw.

>>6680768
>Last night
>Drunk tuna casserole time
>I love onion
>I FUCKING LOVE ONION
>Half cup of onion?
>no
>3/4 cup of onion?
>no
>1.5 MOTHAFUCKING CUPS OF ONION
>Mince one full onion
>Aw yeah
>I love onions
>Flash forward an hour
>Taking that delicious casserole from the oven
>So pumped
>First bite
>WAY TOO MUCH ONION
>OH GOD
>ABANDON CASSEROLE
>ABANDON CASSEROLE
>ABANDON CASSEROLE
>Still hungry
>Also disappointed
>disappointment wins
>Went to bed without eating dinner
Definitely not a fatty OP, but I am pretty bitter.

>>5489461
I've never had properly mad guac, but the way I read a long time ago is that it's supposed to have just enough hot sauce in it to impart a hot sauce flavor, but not so much that the avocado doesn't abort the hot sauce burn. Guacamole's supposed to be cool and refreshing.