/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19004663
You are lucky he forced you to make dinner that night because if he hadn't he would have served you that shit without telling you and poisoned you. My boomer dad once tried poisoned me like that with a pack of year expired bacon he found in the back of the fridge.
>anon you want some bacon?
>I'm making some bacon anon
>wanna have some bacon anon?
>"you might wanna check the expiration date on that dad"
>CMON SON I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!
>YOU KNOW THE DATES ON PACKAGES ARE JUST A RECOMMENDATION
>YOU NEVER ATE DIRT AS A KID ANON OR DRANK FROM THE HOSE SO YOUR STOMACH IS WEAK
>he then proceeded to shit 6 times a day for the next 2 weeks.
>"hey anon I'm sick again and dont know why"
I hope as a species we can collectively agree to march boomers head first into a lit furnace en masse but that wont happen because old people vote the most for that social security they paid into their entire lives and will never get.