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>>11455535
>Be me
>Few years ago
>On leave from the Navy
>Drinking myself to death with sailor jerry
>Depressed about my friend being killed in Iraq
>Get invited from family to attend thanksgiving with them
>Get there and shit my pants at what I see
>Sister is dating a wild 300 pound porch monkey
>Feel disgusted and call her a whore
>Nig ends up getting her pregnant
>The animal leaves her
>Me and my uncles have a laugh about it from time to time
Go ahead and report me to the janys you european pieces of shit. This is an American board. Hurr RAH!