/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17064560
Since everyone else is being a faggot bitch doublenigger i'll give you the 411.
Altoids in your car and on your person at all times. Prevents getting fucked in the ass by the police and helps prevent detection. If possible keep mouthwash both at home and at work. Buy some brand made for children. They sell tooty fruity shit that smells really strong and weird. If anyone accuses you of smelling like booze just say it is the weird mouthwash you use. Say the regular stuff burns to much so you use that brand.
Be strategic, take swigs when you know you'll have time to recover from the smell. Also buy incense, pine or some other kind of wood scent covers up literally any smell. And of course don't forget to shower yourself in Axe body spray, the rankest of all sprays.

Oh and pro-tip from a pro, use a sweet tea bottle to hide the booze in, flasks are cool but obvious as fucking hell. Nearly got expelled in highschool for flashing my flask. Fucking school security dumb fucks. You aren't real fucking cops you morons are glorified bouncers and you can't even legally touch me you impotent flabby shits couldn't even out run me when I got caught playing hooky.
Ah highschool.....better times.

>>13433223
No, it is getting too old for you. Time to go to bed.

>>13394091
West of what?