/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14470603
>Spending 500 bucks on 7 piss ant meals

i want some kind of medical nutrient paste like soylent but more medical and scientific. please forget whatever annoying associations you have with soylet; i am also annoyed by it. there should be a free food equivalent to water that can sustain you. some kind of nutrient vitamin paste. what is it; what can i create. i looked this up years ago and people have to put a $50 down payment on oat flour bought in bulk to begin creating their own disgusting soylent-adjacent abomination nutrient paste. my autism makes me frustrated by the 'inefficiency' of foods. im just going to shit it out explosively as a brown liquid 24 hours after the fact why does it need look elegant as i eat it; it hate myself and unable to love myself by eating 'good' food. i crave efficiency and performance. please help. i want something i can squeeze out of a toothpaste tube or drink out of a camelback mid-masturbation so i don't waste too much effort and time crafting some food i am going to eat in 5 seconds anyway