/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8986041
>thinks some guy from NY followed him from /int/ into a /ck/ booze thread
This might be a sign you're spending too much time on the internet, or at least this particular part of it

>>8712245
>buying a kickstarter knife
>a fucking kickstarter KNIFE
What went through your head when you did this? I'm genuinely curious.

>>8567133
>You don't get rich by accidentally bumbling into a shitload of money. You get rich by learning how not to waste money.
Yeah, sure buddy. Donald Trump wouldn't be the man he is today without extreme couponing and bargaining with the neighborhood butcher for the scraps of meat no one else wanted.

>le honing vs sharpening maymay
well that's a blast from the past, I remember /ck/ shitting itself with rage after a few well placed comments in this area, circa 2012-2013

>>8515857
>that guy who think he's too good for a recipe
>what, that traditional food? it tastes like shit!
>well of course I didn't use the standard accepted recipe, that's for babies! tradition is stagnant cultural fascism, there is no such thing as authenticity! all I'm saying is I used distilled vinegar instead of tamarind, and cayenne powder instead of birds eye chili, and oregano instead of panch phoron, and the result tasted like shit. here is a video showing old chinese people pretending not to be disgusted by panda express.

literally you in a nutshell

>>6157777
>a nasty mega corporation makes bad food and creates, packages, and sells it in unethical ways

Really guys. Wow. My mind is totally blown.

Next thing you know you'll be telling me that there's some hidden societal cost to all this $0.88/lb mystery meat that we eat for every meal no exceptions or you're a baby-starving animal liberation vegan for every semi-conscious downer cow you don't stun for legality, slaughter, mechanically separate and infuse with delicious ammonia, I'll eat three.

>>6049687
>>6050626
>chicagoans and philadelphians squabbling over their gastronomic abortions

I mean literally abortions, I bet the tray they put under the woman's gash looks just like an "italian beef" when they got done scraping the babby out of her fish cave.

The first time I moved to chicago I was aghast that people (a) ate those things, and (b) were actually proud of them and wanted them associated with the city.