/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sup /ck/ooks
general residential human stupidity thread.

I'll start:
my sensuous snd loving
>retarded
life partner
>home bitch
bought a stupid amount of deli ham despite BEING A VEGETARIAN as can clearly be seen, a fridge full of leftovers and going to cookouts all weekend. it expires today, so what can I do to use up this salty pile of crap?

also, she put my carbon steel knives in the dishwasher and starts a new garbage on the floor when the can is full instead taking out the bag and putting a fresh one in.

she also cooks like 2lb pasta at a time and never eats tbe leftovers reeeeee.jpg
i have mad skills, all the spices, dried and canned goods