/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> take girlfriend to dinner
> she orders, waiter asks if "caribbean rice" is okay as a side
> she asks what caribbean rice is
> "it's like rice but with other stuff in it, you'll like it"
> girlfriend suspicious so asks if she can just have normal rice instead
> "we only have caribbean rice"
> "but can't you just not put the other stuff in it?"
> "no, we only have caribbean rice"
> "can you at least tell me what is in it?"
> "it's good, you'll like it"
> girlfriend orders fries instead
> mfw I got the caribbean rice and it was delicious