/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12954166
>be me
>walk into coffee shop
>look at menu
>WHOA DONUTS ARE CHEAP
>decide to get a donut
>suceess.JPG
>"What can I get you, anon?"
>OH SHI- A WOMAN
>forever alone.jpg
>awkward penguin.jpg
>"ummm.... can I get a 16 oz d-d-drip coffee.. and..."
>"I can't hear you anon can you speak more loudly?"
>SUDDEN DROP MOM'S SPAGHETTI
>*start crying*
>"O-OH NO...."
>run out of coffee shop as fast as I can
>door is pull-only
>run into door
>break glass
>okay.jpg
>still crying
>"OH MY GOD ANON DO YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?!"
>yell at woman to stop bullying me
>slow clap in coffee shop turns into thunderous applause
>THOT DESTROYED
>Albert Einstein gives me $100
True story.