/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10410995
>not knowing how framing works

>>10170512

>>10151749
>he got married
>He didn't marry an asian

>>10140599

>>10124073

>>10118384
>Devastated by the trauma of his macdonald's job only affording him a used microwave, the tortured brainlet used his last few molecules of lingering muscle to raise his puny, blubber-thick arm to the keyboard, and through the tears cascading from his eyes and streaming down his bulbous cheeks, he launched what he believed to be a savage attack on the sous vide chad, furiously asserting that anyone capable of properly equipping their kitchen is incapable of cooking food. Exhausted by the ordeal and wheezing with exhaustion, he slumped back down onto his diarrhoea-saturated mattress, gulped down his few remaining morsels of stolen, left-over macdonalds waste, closed his eyes and began reciting his comfort-mantra to drown out the torturous noise of laughing girls "Anyone with more money than me is inferior, I'm burger flipper of the month, I'll have my michelin stars soon". Comfortable in his ignorance and too weak to go on, he wiped the tears from his face, looked lovingly at his good boy points chart, thanked his mommy for letting him stay even though he was 47, and fell asleep, to dream of the day he too could be one of the big boys and be allowed into his mother's kitchen without protective gear and constant supervision.
Poor dumpling. There there.