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For me, It's Aardvark.....

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark
The Best Hot Sauce.

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Where's my Vark bro's at???

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark
The Best Hot Sauce.

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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>>10522037
>Why don't you just make your own?
This is one of the most common criticisms of 'vark sauce and quite frankly it's patently unfounded.

Why don't I just make my own?
Because Secret Aardvark Trading Company only use locally sourced ingredients, and to be entirely honest that's the way Scott would have wanted it to be.

The crux of this issue is that the water in Portland has a very, very unique chemical composition. This is largely due to the abnormally high amounts of estrogen added to their water treatment systems, both purposefully added by the city and inadvertently added through the waste water treatment systems' lack of complete distillation and filtration. To put this into perspective Progesterone and other antiandrogen pharmaceuticals are the best selling drugs on the market in Portland. Over 70% of Portland's population, both male, female and other, ingest and secrete these chemicals into the water supply leading to the iconic flavor profile of all Secret Aardvark Trading Company's hot sauces.

This effects the taste of all food in Portland, and that's a good thing, but it also makes Secret Aardvark Habanero Sauce virtually impossible to replicate outside of Portland. One cannot in fact "just make their own".

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>>10512466
>Portland

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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For me, it's Secret aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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Official Friday night Vark thread! Get in here Varkheads!

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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Let's be honest. Name a better hot sauce. Protip, you can't.

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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For me it's Secret Aardvark. The best not sauce

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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>>10261314

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark®. The Best Hot Sauce.

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce

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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce.

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What's the best hot sauce and why is it Secret Aardvark?

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