/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12604783
>lady literally fucking brings the sauce containers out and shows him that it is buffalo sauce
>”n...nuh uh! It was a little browner last time I came here!”
Jesus fuck, the lengths people will go to not admit that they were wrong...

guys i really need a drink rn. i always binge drink when my birthday is coming up.

>>11428178
That's probably the most disturbing presentation for crab I have ever seen. I'll still give it a 10/10 for creativity.

>>11066834
Not really a scam but here' goes
>at gas station early morning on way to work
>card is raped so I go inside to pay
>black guy comes walking in whearing trench-coat
>remember to not relax
>walks up to me
>opens his garment
>"hey man, you wanna buy some beef tenderloin? It's PRIME!"
>mfw whole tenderloin tucked into his inner pocket
>"No"
>"Ok, suite yourself!"
Never saw that guy again, sometimes I wonder where he is and if he ever sold that tenderloin.

>>10103783
It's a fucking fast food restaurant you retard, they were literally invented so faggots like me could be lazy, even if that wasn't the case, that certainly doesn't excuse how fucking terrible BK is. I would not be posting this if a McDs or Wendy's was built in the store instead of a BK.

>finish pouring customers diet coke
>"wait you guys have coke zero?"
>15 seconds of intense eye contact
>finally cave and replace drink
every goddamn time

>>9998952
>quick as hell and with delivery

Yeah because they won't fucking deliver to you if you're more than 5 miles away, I live 3 miles away from a JJ's and they refuse to deliver to me, fuck those guys.