/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12365234
>hfcs with brown food coloring

>sports

>>12314161

>fox news

>>12224869
>chicken of the sea

>>12192018
>that image

>>12100108
>2015
>subway is still in business

Post stories about kitchen/cooking mishaps you've had
>be me 15 minutes ago
>hungry in gf's apartment while she's running errands, she said I could raid her freezer though
>see some vegetable fried rice type shit, looks good
>"Heat oil or butter in pan on medium"
>done, let some canola oil heat up for a few minutes
>"Add contents of package with 2 tbsp water and stir 4-5 minutes or until hot"
>frail skelly soyhands can't tear the package open, just stab it open at the corner with a knife
>fill up a tablespoon of water
>pour water into pan of hot oil
>CRACK
>oh fuck
>run out of the kitchen while oily lava flies everywhere
>sizzling becomes loud as shit, spurting boiling water and hot oil everywhere, like 8 feet in every direction
>sounds like fucking D-Day
>finally dies down after like 30 seconds of me figuring out how I'm gonna put out the inevitable fire
>entire kitchen is covered in oil splatter
>just sigh and wipe up what I can before I continue cooking, I'm not gonna not eat
>5 minutes later I actually have something edible
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
Now all that's left to do is de-oil the rest of the kitchen

>>11881512
>yogurt
>dog tier
Kek. That's not even cottage cheese tier.

>>11848594
>tfw you thought the op was an extremely low quality post and then the europoors show up

What are your personal favorite drunk foods, /ck/? I haven't been drunk very many times but the classic Taco Bell has treated me well

>>11741424

>>11701149
>eggs
>brown and crispy

>>11671971

>>11658892
>beach cliff

>>11588114